MERCHANDISE
Fielding Properties branded items now available to order
Since 2014, we have given away thousands of pounds worth of promotional Fielding Properties branded items – some of them have been useful, some of them have been ridiculous, but all of them have been very well received. Sadly, if we continued to do so at the rate we have been, then we would be heading towards insolvency very quickly.
With that in mind - and in a fairly pathetic attempt to recoup some of our expenditure - we have made available to purchase a selection of our most popular items, direct from the manufacturer. If you are after an exclusive brand that’s a little bit different from the usual stuff you may find in Bicester Village or Harrods, then please do take a look at the below.
(Branded key rings and the odd other thing may still be available from the office free of charge, subject to you asking nicely.)
List of Services
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Essential T ShirtList Item 1
A timeless and simple everyday t-shirt that will fit effortlessly into your wardrobe and look good in the gym, on the beach or on the High Street. In fact, it will look good in almost any situation where you are required to wear clothes.
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Fitted T ShirtList Item 2
As above, but perfect for those of you with a more muscular/toned physique. Also useful for drying dishes and as an emergency tourniquet. Wear it in your Tinder profile photo for optimum results.
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Hoodie
Available in our classic Fielding Properties blue, this warm and practical hoodie features a kangaroo-style front pouch pocket and a drawstring hood. Ideal to keep you warm whether you are lounging around the house or walking the dog, the hood also helps to obscure your identity if you’re up to no good.
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Phone Case
Available to fit most models of iPhone from 4 to 14, the case features an impact-resistant shell and a shock-absorbing inner liner to help keep one of your most important possessions safe. It may withstand non-nuclear explosions, minor plane crashes and small arms fire, but then again it may not – please do let us know if you find out.
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Water BottleList Item 3
Stay hydrated on the go and avoid paying a fortune for overpriced water elsewhere with this reusable stainless steel water bottle. (Compatible with most alcoholic liquids, as well as water.) It holds 590ml, comes with a leak-proof cap and will look at home in the car, office or on your travels. When brandished at head height, it is great for virtue-signalling that you’re saving the planet.
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SocksList Item 4
The perfect present for someone who has everything? Probably not, but they are mildly amusing and definitely unusual. If anyone does actually buy a pair of these and posts a photo on social media to prove it, then we’ll treat you to coffee and doughnuts.